Star Tribune's Weatherman is Bored

I've heard many different descriptions of weather here. I've never heard, until now, it described as "hazy moonlight." How about you?

Reason #1 For Why I Dislike the Winter

ICE.

I hate the ice. I just fell walking back to my car, since I'd forgotten my drink in it and didn't want it to freeze.

Here I was ready to write this happy review of my night and POW!

OW! And we're out of ice. My elbow hurts. Frozen peas it is.